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Oklahoma lawmaker introduces “Students’ Religious Belief Protection Act.”

2:33 PM EST on February 2, 2022

In his latest attempt to move past Nathan Dahm for the title of "Most Obnoxious Grandstanding Pandering Derplahoman Moron in the Oklahoma Senate," State Senator Rob Standridge has introduced the Oklahoma Students' Religious Belief Protection Act.

If passed and signed into law, it will prohibit public school employees (a.k.a. teachers) from teaching things that are in opposition to the closely held religious beliefs of students. You know, things like evolution, the big bang theory, or basically any other form of science, history, or literature that may contradict the 2,000-year-old mythological teachings and beliefs that so many Oklahoma kids closely hold dear.

According to the bill summary, parents can take action against a school whenever a violation occurs. In addition to that, they can also sue teachers personally and even try to get them banned from teaching.