The cool country bro with the weird little knot in his beard who looks like he has wet dreams about oversized tires on a Ford F350 diesel pickup truck is Velma-Alma schoolboard member Andy McGuire. I'm not sure why a guy whose idea of edu-ma-cation is watching old Duck Dynasty episodes on DVD is serving on a school board, but I assume it's to meet biological girls.
Earlier this week, Andy revealed to the world on Tik Tok that not only is he an anti-trans bigot with some strong opinions on the private lives and personal decisions of trans children and their families, but he's also a fan of the 1993 cults sports movie "The Program," especially the famous now-deleted scene where the football players lay down in the middle of the street on a dare. Remember it?
Fun fact – I think The Program was the first R-rated movie I watched in theatres. That scene in particular always stuck with me, as it was at the specific point in life that I realized I wasn't brave and daring enough to play college football. Unfortunately, because of some moronic teenagers in the 1990s, Disney cut the scene from the film and it simply lives on in Internet glory.
Anyway, I guess Andy – when not out muddin' and noodlin' with his ex-step cousin on Little Beaver Creek – also enjoys the scene. Earlier this week, he shared a Tik Tok video under the username "SavageGent77" where he encouraged parents who think it's okay for their children to identify with whatever gender they want to find the busiest street they can find – I think in the Velma-Alma world it's Highway 7 – and "lay down on the center line and do the world a favor.”
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