Ogle Madness XIV: Western Region, Upper Bracket

We're officially at the halfway point of the first round of Ogle Madness XIV!

Today we take a look at the upper half of the Western Region:

(1) Joleen Chaney vs (16) Crazy Carol Hefner
(8) Frontier City Short-Shorts Hero vs (9) Frontier City Water Delivery Hero
(4) Josh Giddey vs (13) Spaulding Hefner
(5) Damon Lane vs (12) Norman Bear

Get your votes on below!

(1) Joleen Chaney

Joleen Chaney – or as I call her, Heartbreaker 5000 – is a KFOR anchor, watermelon queen, and proud sixth-generation Oklahoman.

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(16) Crazy Carol Hefner

The daughter of Lake Hefner, she's a psycho hose beast who finished third in the mayoral election. You can find her in her free time educating strangers on social media, bottling imposter Olive Garden Salad Dressing and playing the new MMORPG "What If The South Won?"

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(8) Frontier City Short-Shorts Hero

Got kicked out of Frontier City last summer for prancing around the park in too short short-shorts. 

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(9) Frontier City Water Delivery Hero

Got kicked out of Frontier City last summer for bringing water to people who were stranded on a broken-down roller coaster.

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(4) Josh Giddey

My man-crush. The Australian Magic Johnson Timothée Chalamet look alike and back-to-back-to-back-to-back winner of Western Conference Rookie of the Month.

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(13) Spaulding Hefner

Not my man crush. Offspring of Crazy Carol Hefner. Strong opinions on global warming. Double or nothing he eats it.

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(5) Damon Lane

KOCO 5's chief meteorologist and shining star of Oklahoma weather pandemonium.

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(12) Norman Bear

Rest in peace, king. 

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Vote now, and we'll have the lower bracket up later today!