When I opened up my computer to write something this morning, my choices were between the recently signed "Save Women's Sports Act" – the latest attack on trans teenagers by the State GOP – or a big smelly tropical plant called a Corpse Flower that, after an eight-year wait, is in the process of blooming inside the Crystal Bridge at the Myriad Gardens.
Since the Corpse Flower is a real thing, and not a manufactured wedge issue created by transphobic politicians that's now being equally exploited by the flack channels of each political tribe, I figured I'd rather write about the stinky flower.
Here are the details via the Myriad Gardens website:
Corpse Flower Set to Bloom in the Crystal Bridge Conservatory Visitor Lobby soon!
Our corpse flower, Amorphophallus titanum, is blooming for the first time in Crystal Bridge Visitor lobby. Our director of horticulture, Nate Tschaenn, got this plant as a seedling eight and a half years ago and has been patiently waiting for this moment. We expect a very smelly flower to open in the next week.
Wow. They've waited for 8-years to grow one single stinky flower? I appreciate the dedication, but they could have just as easily planted a couple of Bradford Pears and had the same effect!
According to the Myriad Garden folks, The Corpse Flower (a.k.a. Amorphophallus titanum) gets its name because it reeks of rotting flesh and death when in bloom. Basically, it smells like the Oklahoma Capitol. I guess this evolutionary trait attracts flies, beetles, Oklahoma politicians, lobbyists, and other insectoids who are tricked into thinking they can lay their dirty eggs in the plant.