In case you missed it, the big national news story to come out of Oklahoma over the weekend was that JUCO QB General Booty committed to play football at OU.
Obviously, it was a big news story not because General can play big-time college football – that's still uncertain – but because his name is General Booty. Even the mature and moral Boomer Trammel couldn't help but giggle at it.
According to an article that was on the front page of ESPN.com, General is aware that his name is legendary:
"Obviously my name's an attention-grabber and people like to do headlines with it, but I like to show people with my play that I can back it up," he told The Dallas Morning News in 2020. "I have done that, I'm going to continue to do that as well, and give them a reason to remember my name."
I love OU football and general booty, so I'm obviously a fan of General Booty and wish him all the best while he wears the crimson and cream. Since he has such a marketable name, he should be on the lookout for some lucrative NIL deals. Here are 7 that he should consider...