There's been a major shake-up in the local severe weather force!
Fulfilling the prophecy foretold in the ancient severe weather scrolls, KFOR Severe Weather Princess Emily Sutton announced during her long-term weather forecast yesterday that – after drinking a sacred, lightning-forged fertility concoction made of melted hailstones and mercury – she's having a baby in November.
Here are the details via KFOR:
On Wednesday, KFOR’s Emily Sutton announced that she is expecting a little bundle of joy.
After a four year battle of infertility, Emily and her husband, Michael, are expecting a baby around Thanksgiving.
She is currently 15 weeks pregnant.
I’d like to congratulate Emily and her hunky fireman husband Michael on this exciting news. As I've learned over the past four years, parenthood is an incredible thing, and something you can't really comprehend or fully understand until you experience it. We wish them and their little macroburst all the best in the years to come, which I'm sure will be documented frequently on Channel 4.
With that being said...