David Hooten is a genetically-altered quack…

On Thursday night, while I was out drinking and making my body sore at various deadCenter events, News 9 Eagle Scout reporter Storme Jones shared secretly recorded audio of current Oklahoma County Clerk / aspiring State Treasurer David Hooten – the weirdo local politician who doubles as a professional trumpeter – threatening to get his employees drunk and make their bodies sore as part of some weird fear emersion therapy he invented.


If that sounds strange and creepy, don't worry – Hooten reassured the employees that everything is fine because his brain has been genetically altered to withstand the effects of alcohol.


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