There are lots of reasons not to vote for Oklahoma County Commissioner Kevin Calvey in the upcoming race for Oklahoma County District Attorney.
The most compelling is that he's a hardcore anti-government right-wing lunatic who ironically only seems to find employment in government, and – while serving as an Oklahoma State representative – once threatened to set himself on fire outside the Oklahoma Supreme Court building, a threat he sadly never fulfilled.
Another reason to not vote for Calvey – trust me, there are a lot of them – is that he uses his children as props in his political campaigns. Check out this creepy mailer he sent to Republican voters which purportedly is a handwritten letter composed by his 13-year-old daughter:
