I failed you, Moles.
Last week, I recapped the derp-off Senate debate between Markwayne Mullen and T-Dubya Shannon. You can read it here.
In my haste to hit the publish button, I missed an important detail that we should have noticed – Markwayne is a tiny little man!
— rebecca yanez (@beccahasaplan) August 3, 2022
Geeze, I had no clue that Markwayne was so... small?
Like, I knew his brain and intellect were microscopic, but I had no clue he needed to use a booster stool when appearing on TV! It makes you wonder why he even had to crouch to the ground on January 6th: