On Friday afternoon, the Oklahoma Internet was just waiting around, minding its own business, when the Oklahoma Highway Patrol shared some "Is this real life?" photos of Governor Kevin Stitt participating in an active shooter drill at a local school.
The photos were posted just days after OHP shared pics of another ass – a well-hung donkey.
Check out this virtual insanity:
@GovStitt got a first-hand look and a short tutorial this week on the training we’re doing as part of his Executive Order, Mission: Secure Our Schools. pic.twitter.com/lHiaV4JWYZ
— OK Highway Patrol/DPS (@OHPDPS) September 30, 2022
Yep, nothing says "Secure Our Schools" more than a bunch of fully-armed cops – and a shady mortgage banker – running through school hallways like a paramilitary group, looking for a bad guy – and possibly a couple of woke teachers – to take down with a hail of gunfire. How can you not feel extra safe sending your kid to school after seeing photos like that?
Obviously, the first question after seeing those pics is – "Where was Ryan Walters?" I bet he was in the parking lot practicing holding down parents who wanted to run into the school to save their children.