If you ever participated in a blood drive, or were foolish enough to give them an email, then you understand that these places are in constant need of blood. They’re the only organization willing...
Pop quiz: Which gas station / convenience store / travel stop is the best in Oklahoma? You may have answered with an On-Cue, a Rudy’s, or one of those newer 7-Elevens. You may have also said...
The city of Edmond is typically known for living that Midwest style of fancy living. You can’t spit in a direction without hitting something worth at least a 1/4 of an average car payment. That...
One of the defining parts of a college experience are the educators. They can make or break your time there and generally get you through school with minor emotional scars. These are 10 types of...
College is a time for each student to gain a higher understanding of the world through academia and experts guiding your steps through the educational system; at least, it was at some point...
Road rage can come in all shapes, sizes and forms of aggression. Personally, I prefer to give dumb drivers the finger and a slew of curse words that could only make Samuel L. Jackson proud. Others...
Pets are one of the main sources of our happiness. They’re much like humans expect they don’t suck. Hell, it’s one of the highlights of my day to come home and see my dog lying in...
Peruse the internet for more than 10 minutes and one is likely to be barraged with conspiracy theories like the faked moon landing, dinosaurs aren’t real and, my favorite, that the Earth is...
Earlier this week, Democratic presidential candidate and Jimmy Stewart with a time-machine, Beto ‘Rourke stopped in various places throughout Oklahoma on his campaign trail. One of the places...
On Tuesday, I start back for the Fall semester of my final year of college. Am I dreading it? No. Would I rather have a lobotomy performed by Stevie Wonder? I wouldn’t be opposed. While I revel...
Sometimes in the afternoon, I like to watch the Turner Classic Movies channel; you know, because I’m a nostalgic 90-year-old man in a 25-year-old’s shitty body. An outlaw flick will come...
Last month, Oklahoma designated with the honor of having the 49th best workforce in the United States. As a result, our action and results oriented leader has stepped up and re-named September as...
“Tequila always leads to terrible decisions.” This is what I remember the first time I ever drank tequila at a friend’s apartment. What I last remember was finding that the front...
Thank whatever is out there in the universe that this weekend wasn’t as heart-wrenching as the last. Good Monday morning, ya filthy animals and welcome to your locally-sourced weekend recap...
Outside of being an OU senior staring down student debt and the current job market, there is nothing funnier and sadder to watch than a herd of doe-eyed freshmen and their parents touring campus...
Shitty roads are as connected to Oklahoma life as DUI’s are for Republican lawmakers. Seriously, a defining moment for any Okie native or newcomer is to hit a pothole so directly that you...
After a weekend like this, I’d like to turn to the the lyrics of Bob Dylan. “How many times can a man turn his head and pretends that he just doesn’t see? The answer, my friend, is...
Congratulations, you beautiful bastards! We made it to another Friday. It’s time to grab a drink, relax on the couch with your loved ones, and let the weekend wash over you. At least...
Earlier this year, one of the richest companies in the world announced they were going to build two fulfillment centers in Oklahoma. Since the creepily-named warehouses are opening soon, Amazon is...
Good morning, everyone. Yes, that includes you. My name is Brandon King and I’d rather have a donkey kick me in the small of my back than endure another Monday; however, writing these Weekend...
Parking was always a pain. The spaces are troublesome enough without losing where you parked the car in the first place. Not all of us are luxurious enough to have a garage so many of us are...
“Jesus will return! When the time comes, let us pray that we will be ready for his embrace,” a plump preacher rings red from the podium. While the congregation prays, others daydream. This...
Move over Purina dog food plant. There’s a new stench in town! According to local news reports, an Edmond sewer plant is in hot shit after it dumped treated human waste on local farmlands. Here...
Hello, good morning and salutations to you Monday maniacs. It’s Brandon again. Writing this article at work on my break has been the highlight of an aggressively exhausting week. Most of this...
One of the hallmarks of horror films, pirate movies and gangster flicks are the veiled threats. This art has been lackluster over the past couple of decades. In a world with such a short attention...
