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Author - Hayley

In my spare time, I officiate secular weddings, read about dead people, and search for the American Dream.

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5 reasons why the Oklahoma GOP is definitely not a cult!

January 21, 2021
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Breaking news, ya’ll! Last week, former Oklahoma Congressman Mickey Edwards announced he no longer considers himself to be a member of the Oklahoma Grand Old Party. The longtime republican stated...

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7 ways YOU can support burnt-out Oklahoma medical professionals!

January 18, 2021
4 Comments

Sad news, my fellow Oklahomans! Last week KFOR reported that medical professionals across the state are suffering from burnout related to the reported increase in stress and trauma they are...

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How to Not Inspire Political Aggression: A Guide for Oklahoma Lawmakers

January 14, 2021
21 Comments

Earlier this week, KFOR interviewed clinical psychologist Dr. Caleb Lack on the impact inflammatory language used by political leaders can have on the beliefs, and possibly behaviors, of people...

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A Shot in the Dark: Confusion and uncertainty in Oklahoma’s COVID vaccine rollout

January 11, 2021
22 Comments

The last time I ordered a round of shots I was sitting in a bar in Montreal on March 13, 2020 celebrating my 5 year wedding anniversary. A few hours later, I received an email from the US Embassy in...

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7 Bible verses we’ll probably see Oklahoma politicians tweet this week…

January 7, 2021
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Yesterday’s attack on Capitol Hill by a pro-Trump mob seems to have been nothing short of an act of domestic terrorism. Many of the attackers appeared to have been trying to stop the certification...

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7 reasons Kevin Stitt wants to keep the COVID-19 Task Force report a secret…

January 5, 2021
7 Comments

Last week, our esteemed Governor, Kevin Stitt, announced that the state will no longer be publishing the White House Coronavirus Task Force’s weekly report, which usually includes individualized...

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10 Christmas traditions we’re glad to skip this year!

December 24, 2020
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Happy Holidays, pals! For many of us, this holiday season is looking a little more low-key than usual. COVID-19 has made us trade mistletoe and Christmas party hopping for staying home and online...

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7 things we’d add to the OKC Cultural Box!

December 17, 2020
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Good news, fellow last-minute holiday shoppers and uncultured swine! Seven of Oklahoma’s most beloved cultural centers, including the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, the OKC Museum...

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7 ways YOU can help stop COVID-19 fear-mongering!

December 16, 2020
31 Comments

Mind your words, my fellow Oklahomans! Last week, The Frontier published a piece detailing reports that our esteemed Governor Kevin Stitt is tired of the “fearmongering” Oklahoma medical...

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Night at the Winchester: A Date in the Pandemic

December 15, 2020
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My husband has always been a proper romantic. In the eight years of our relationship, he has wooed me with considerate gifts, delectable words, and an overall willingness to put up with my ass. Which...

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7 reasons why Oklahoma in-school quarantining is a great idea!

December 10, 2020
2 Comments

Great news, parents! Last week, the Oklahoma State Department of Health okayed a new plan to allow schools to implement an in-school quarantine for COVID-exposed students. While Oklahoma medical...

  • coronavirus in oklahoma

Kevin Stitt once again fails at “Personal Responsibility”

December 7, 2020
30 Comments

With Oklahoma COVID-19 cases on average rising by the thousands daily over the last month or so, our esteemed Governor Kevin Stitt dubbed last Thursday the “Oklahoma Day of Prayer and Fasting” to...

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7 ways to increase voter turnout in Oklahoma!

December 3, 2020
12 Comments

Even though some individuals aren’t convinced the 2020 presidential election is quite over yet, as of today it’s officially been a whole month since Election Day! Though it seemed like everyone...

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7 Cyber Monday Deals for the TLO Reader…

November 30, 2020
5 Comments

Happy Cyber Monday, ya’ll! For many of us, the pandemic may have put a damper on holiday travel plans and in-person Black Friday door-busters this year. But unless your McAfee anti-virus program is...

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7 quarantine-inspired beers for the Oklahoma homebrewer!

November 23, 2020
5 Comments

Since COVID-19 doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon, Oklahomans are having to find new ways to entertain themselves from the comfort of their own home. According to News 9, during the...

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5 Practical Uses For Your Ice Storm Debris

November 20, 2020
8 Comments

Good news, my fellow metro dwellers! This week, Oklahoma City and surrounding cities have started collecting storm debris from the Great Ice Storm of 2020. According to KFOR, the storm debris pickup...

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7 fun activities for Oklahomans to do after 11:00 PM!

November 19, 2020
4 Comments

Because research suggests COVID-19 transmission only occurs after dark, our esteemed governor has implemented new restrictions that require restaurants and bars to close at 11:00 PM. Since many of...

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7 Reasons Why Oklahoma Doesn’t Need A Mask Mandate!

November 16, 2020
23 Comments

Oklahoma might be rolling in hot with the second largest daily increase of COVID-19 yesterday, but that doesn’t mean we need a state-wide mask mandate. Just ask our esteemed Governor Stitt, who...

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Red Alert! Markwayne Mullin speaks out against “widespread” voter fraud!

November 12, 2020
29 Comments

Red alert! Earlier this week, esteemed Oklahoma Representative and Trump-enthusiast Markwayne Mullin was interviewed by KTUL in Tulsa about “widespread” instances of voter fraud in the 2020...

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6 months into Stitt’s “Open Up and Recover Safely” plan… and less safe than ever.

November 9, 2020
72 Comments

Like Michael Scott starting a sentence, sometimes it looks like Governor Stitt starts a policy and doesn’t even know where it’s going. Back in April, Stitt and his government implemented the...

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5 predictions for Jim Inhofe’s “final” term in office

November 5, 2020
23 Comments

Even though we’re almost to the 72nd consecutive hour of Election Day, not all of Tuesday’s races have us hanging by an anxious thread. In fact, TLO called the US Senate race for Jim Inhofe mere...

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The Official TLO Guide for Surviving Election Day 2020

November 2, 2020
21 Comments

Happy Monday, my fellow Oklahomans! We are officially one day and 14,842 campaign texts away from the 2020 Election. Last week, The Tulsa World published a handy dandy guide to the candidates and...

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No Doubt about it! Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are engaged!

October 29, 2020
4 Comments

He’s a little bit country, she’s a little bit ska. His ex is a bit country, her ex is a bit rock and roll. He sings about dogs, she sings about spider webs. How ever you want to describe them...

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5 Most Annoying Oklahoma Political Ads

October 26, 2020
22 Comments

Happy Monday, my fellow Oklahomans! We are only 8 days away from the election, which means we only have to withstand approximately 192 more hours of political campaign ads before we are again free to...

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Oklahoma voters tricked into texting a male escort service…

October 22, 2020

Watch out, my fellow Oklahomans! Last week, voters across the state received a mysterious message from an organization insinuating to be affiliated with the Oklahoma State Election Board. The text...

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