If there are two things every Oklahoman is good at when it comes to the holidays, it’s getting drunk and making sure there’s 42 dishes of green bean casserole at every dinner. If there’s two...
Last week, KFOR published an article that reported the top dog names given over the last decade. While the local media propaganda machine would like you to believe that Oklahomans are giving their...
Well, I have bad news and good news, Oklahoma. The bad news is that we are currently ranked as the 6th worst state for credit card debt. The good news is that experts have a full-proof method for...
Even though the part of the brain responsible for decision-making and critical thinking is about seven years away from fully developed, we sure put a lot of responsibility on 18-year-olds when it...
Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everyone! Families across the state will soon be gathering together to share in thankfulness for their hearty Thanksgiving meal, gratitude for the joy the holidays bring, and...
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is probably the most stressful day of the year. If you aren’t elbowing strangers through the Walmart aisle looking for Crisco, you’re mentally preparing yourself...
While most people across the country equate the last week of November with pies, turkey, and familial obligations, Oklahomans also associate the weekend after Thanksgiving with BEDLAM: the annual...
Oklahoma lawmakers aren’t always known for making the most rational decisions when it comes to introducing legislation (see “constitutional carry”). However, every once in a while they surprise...
Ever since we turned our calendar to November, I have seen a feud play out on social media between the Thanksgiving advocates and Christmas enthusiasts. It’s like a person can’t hang a pine...
Well, we are officially two weeks into the “constitutional carry” law coming into effect in Oklahoma, but approximately 0 days without incident. I don’t know what the purpose was for loosening...
Oklahoma service industry workers are underappreciated. I can confidently say this after spending over 12 years of my life working in jobs ranging from cashier, waitress, busser, and sales clerk...
Parents and guardians, rejoice! As of Friday, a new change in Oklahoma law allows your children to enter liquor stores in our state as long as you’re with them. So no, that doesn’t mean you can...
In college, a couple of my roommates claimed to have “tricks” to get themselves out of speeding tickets. One roommate claimed she was blessed with a chest that could help flirt her way out of any...
With the leaves and temperatures dropping across the state, I think it’s safe to say that Oklahoma has finally achieved the status of “Fall.” Unfortunately, the lower temperatures of the...
Last week, we brought you an article on Operation Velvet Fury, the Tulsa PD investigation that uncovered an alleged prostitution ring in Northeastern Oklahoma. While the name of the operation was...
I hate it when people ask, “do you want the good news or the bad news first?” If I choose the bad news first, I’m usually too disappointed about the bad news to be excited about the good news...
It’s a little more challenging to be a desperate john in Tulsa. Last week, law enforcement officials announced the results of a prostitution sting called “Operation Velvet...
Many of you probably think we TLO contributors live wild, adventurous lives full of excitement, craft beer, and glamour when we are not writing. And you ain’t wrong. As a matter of fact, this...
The act of reconciliation, which is one of the seven sacraments of the Catholic Church, states that believers of the faith must confess their grave sins and ask for absolution from a priest. The...
Happy Monday, my fellow Oklahomans! We are approximately 400 days away from the next election for the President of the United States. Though we still have over a year until Oklahomans band together...
Boobs. Jugs. Titties. Tits. Fun bags. Cha-chas. Breasts. Everyone has them. Patrick has them. My grandma has them. Governor Stitt has them. Even I have them. But for some reason, only half of the...
The Oklahoma State Fair is a nostalgic event for me. I remember attending 4-H competitions at the Beckham County Extension Office as a kid and submitting recipes, sewing projects, and other crafts in...
As the 10th most religious state in the country, Oklahoma has a variety of churches. You have the small town fish fry churches, the big city mega churches, the rural old gospel churches, and the...
To serve as a senator in the United States Congress is a daunting task that requires an entire team of researchers, legal experts, and clerical support get the job done. In fact, it is not unlikely...
As I’ve said before, growing up in Elk City, America I was surrounded by the cowboy culture. Even though I’ve never considered myself to be as “country western” as a lot of my friends, or...
