COVID-19 has put our restaurant industry in a pickle. Many local eating establishments are having to choose between keeping their doors open and keeping their staff safe from the pandemic, which is a...
With COVID-19 numbers rising faster than an AC bill in an Oklahoma July, Mayor David Holt tag-teamed with the Oklahoma County Health Department to warn Oklahomans about the dangers of the “Seven...
2020 has been a wild year. Some days it feels like God is just up there in the sky, throwing darts at the book of Revelation to determine what kind of apocalyptic madness is going to happen next...
Standing in line OUTSIDE for hours on an Oklahoma summer day and hanging out with a hundred strangers in the middle of a pandemic sounds like two choices in that annoyingly awful “would you...
It feels like we’ve been swimming in the sweat pools of Satan’s armpit for a good month and a half by now, but Sunday kicked off the official first day of summer! Even though the trials and...
Ya know, if you don’t take reproductive rights into consideration, we actually have a lot of freedoms in Oklahoma. We have the freedom to carry semi-automatic weapons in many public places. We have...
The older I get, the more I am starting to enjoy TV shows that make me happy cry. And none has made me tear up more than Netflix’s Queer Eye! The series follows the Fab 5, a team of folk who...
The last two weeks have been sobering for Oklahomans. As we passed the 99th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre a little over a week ago, many Oklahomans took to the streets to reflect on our...
According to recent news reports and tweets from diabolical presidents, the 2020 Republican National Convention could move out of North Carolina due to pesky snowflake social distancing guidelines...
The last few weeks have been for the history books. Protests have sprouted across the nation, including in Oklahoma City and Tulsa, that call not only for justice for George Floyd, but also for the...
It’s hard to believe that so much has happened since the beginning of the year. Since January, the world has seen catastrophic wildfires in Australia, an impeachment proceeding, a global pandemic...
Sad news, fellow Oklahomans! According to every media outlet in the world, that goddam bitch down in Florida, Carole Baskin, has finally been awarded Joe Exotic’s old zoo. Here are details via...
After weeks of being disappointed in our state government for a multitude of reasons, I am happy to announce that our lawmakers and governor are using their powers for good instead of stupidity. Via...
Next month will mark ten years since my last summer as a camper at Falls Creek. While I didn’t identify as a Baptist when I attended the camp, there was something about the teenage hormones and...
Every generation or so, Oklahoma produces an individual whose talent is as diverse as it is entertaining. Take Will Rogers, for example. Oklahoma’s favorite son was known for the humor and wit in...
Move over Rit Mathis. There’s a new Oklahoma ad hero in town. The guy pictured above is David Moore of Lone Grove, America. For the past few months, if not longer, his ads on the Facebook...
As we discussed in a previous article, the COVID-19 outbreak has shown that a lot of laws in Oklahoma were bullshit. We don’t need bans on alcohol delivery or waiting periods for unemployment to be...
The ability to freely protest and assemble without government intrusion is one of the most sacred and important rights granted to white US citizens. Looking back on American history, one can easily...
We are officially knee-deep into severe weather season in Oklahoma, which means that it’s time to switch the TV to basic cable and kneel at the alter of local meteorologists for guidance and folksy...
If you are paying attention to the news or have ever lost a game of Pandemic on the second turn, you know how serious COVID-19 has become. Thankfully and surprisingly, Oklahoma is a great place to be...
With the number of COVID-19 cases growing every day (at least in counties that actually have testing available), everyone is anxious about the effects the illness will have on public health, the...
Throughout this outbreak, our esteemed governor has been encouraging average Oklahomans to take “personal responsibility” when it comes to staying home, only using “essential” services when...
Happy Thursday, my fellow Oklahomans! Now that we are a solid four weeks into this “safer at home” business, I’ve noticed a lot of people on my Facebook feed have been getting super bored...
“Do as I say, not as I do.” The saying, which has always been considered a mantra for Oklahoma parents trying to stop their 7-year-olds from cussing or convince their adult children to refrain...
“This Is Public Health.” This slogan for the Oklahoma State Department of Health projects assurance and confidence that the organization knows what the hell it’s doing, which is probably...
