It’s utterly baffling that we’re living in the post-post-post-modern future of 2017 and somehow, Nazis are dominating our national conversation. On Friday, a plague of khaki-clad white...
Howdy, pardners! Hopefully, most of you got to enjoy that lazy rainy Saturday. It’s hard to be productive when it’s pouring buckets all day. That’s why I just drank beer, played...
I always remember being in the backseat of my parents car as a child driving past downtown. There was no movie theater, and Spaghetti Warehouse was about the only restaurant. Really, there...
It’s pretty easy to get a crowd of Okies to agree that Texas is a garbage state. Sure, we may not be the hottest spot in the nation either, but our pride won’t allow us to enjoy ourselves...
Howdy, pardners! It’s time to waste five minutes of productive office hours and read a bunch of social media nonsense from the last week. Hopefully, the wild storms that I heard about...
There’s been a generation gap in our country going back at least as far the 1960’s, if not longer. The crusty old guard doesn’t understand the problems of the youth, and they both...
Howdy, pardners! Somehow, it seems Oklahoma City survived its first Gathering of the Juggalos without much incident. It looks like a few people were hospitalized, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as...
As a new service to our angry troll readers, we’ve decided to review our city’s public public parks, buses, gardens, libraries, convention center hotels, and all the other great things...
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and keep your off-brand soda discreet- the Gathering of the Juggalos is in Oklahoma City this year, and it is gonna be a wild time. Thousands of ninjas from around the...
Howdy, pardners! The doggy days of summer are officially here. I don’t know how you’re coping with it, but I spent the weekend sleeping all day long and not leaving the house til after...
Have we not suffered enough? All the national news that comes out of Oklahoma is bad. If there are good stories here, no one wants to tell them. The closest thing to a nice ol’ movie about the...
[The lights are bright and the band is playing a jaunty and jazzy tune. All the stars are sitting in the audience, bellies full of champagne and steak and lobster, or whatever they serve at awards...
Howdy, pardners! I hope your Garth Brooks weekend treated you well. I’m sure it was a great show and I spent the entire time jealous of everyone on my timeline who was in attendance. I’m...
By now, we’ve all probably heard about Andre Roberson’s bad tipping ordeal. Basically, he was at a bar in Austin, TX pounding bottle service shots with his buddies to celebrate signing at...
Howdy, pardners! We skipped last week because everyone was too busy being off or distracted by America’s birthday to care about the mundanity of Twitter. Now that we had some time to recharge...
It’s been a tradition to launch fireworks in America since the very first celebration of our independence against England. For most people, it’s a must-do to watch the local display every...
Howdy, pardners! Hopefully, you were able to get out and enjoy the summer temperatures before they became brain-scorchingly hot. It was perfect weather for OKC’s Pride Week, which was plagued...
With the temperature rising, it’s hard to find the motivation to do much right now. Too muggy to mow the lawn, too steamy to shoot hoops, too warm to walk the dog… The best thing to do is...
Howdy, pardners! Hope you enjoyed yesterday’s brief, overcast respite from the absolutely disgusting and punishing weather that we’ve been dealing with. After all of these days where I...
The summer concert season is arriving, and there’s something for everyone. The Zoo Amphitheater is bringing acts as diverse as Counting Crows, Megadeth and Yes. Tulsa has a great scene with...
Howdy, pardners! Between Live At the Plaza, deadCenter, and whatever other bullshit was going on around town last weekend, I bet y’all had a great time. Maybe you cracked open a few cold ones...
Sometimes, America seems so large that scaling all of its inner recesses is intimidating. There is so much topological, not to mention cultural, change between the coasts that it can be intimidating...
It’s that time of year again! Wake up the kids, call your grandparents, and get the pups into a kennel. Call all of your friends and make plans for this special holiday that only comes around...
Howdy, pardners! It feels like it’s been ages, but we’re back! We took off last week for Memorial Day, which was perfect because I was on vacation anyways. It’s 2am and having just...
Howdy, pardners! It was great seeing y’all at the TLO 10th Anniversary Party last Saturday. By that, I mean literally seeing you, since I didn’t really talk to anybody. I was the awkward...