Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Thunder basketball season is back, and the city has been rejoicing. For fans of isolation play, wasted possessions, and minimal ball movement, there are few better teams to follow...

Monday Morning Tweets

Before we get to this week’s tweets, we’d like to offer our deepest thoughts, condolences and sympathies to the people of Las Vegas, and everyone victimized in last night’s...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! What a hot mess Twitter was this weekend. Between Sam Presti yet again using his Jedi mind tricks to pull in an NBA star, to everyone’s timelines melting down all day Sunday...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Here’s hoping your weekend was full of fun and sun and outdoors and state fairs and football and all those things. I ended up catching whatever bug that’s been going...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Here’s hoping you had a great weekend. Between the weather finally starting to be tolerable outside, and big wins for college football, everybody seemed to be having a pretty...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! I guess the good news from the weekend was that Mayweather/McGregor turned out to actually be exciting. A lot of people, myself included, thought it was going to be pretty dull...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! I’m sure all you’ve been hearing about at work this morning is eclipse this, eclipse that. Nobody is getting any work done because they’re so excited for afternoon...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Hopefully, most of you got to enjoy that lazy rainy Saturday. It’s hard to be productive when it’s pouring buckets all day. That’s why I just drank beer, played...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! It’s time to waste five minutes of productive office hours and read a bunch of social media nonsense from the last week. Hopefully, the wild storms that I heard about...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Somehow, it seems Oklahoma City survived its first Gathering of the Juggalos without much incident. It looks like a few people were hospitalized, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as...