Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Let’s do what we can to make this week a good one. Everybody’s been sick all week, myself included. It sucks starting the year off and flu season is gnarly as hell. It...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! We’re back with Monday Morning Tweets after a few weeks off for the holidays. I was still on Twitter more than I needed to, but it was a nice mental health break to not have to...

2017 Year in Review: November

By the end of November, something called Bitcoin surged up to a huge value. The only people I know who really give a fuck about it could not describe what it is and what it is rooted in, even if it...

2017 Year in Review: October

October brought forth an onslaught of sexual allegations against powerful men in the entertainment industry. It started with film executive Harvey Weinstein, who has been accused of numerous...

2017 Year in Review: September

In September, a massive category 5 hurricane struck Puerto Rico, causing an estimated 500 deaths and nearly $100 billion in damage. To this day, there are still thousands of people without...

2017 Year in Review: August

Monday, August 21st 2017 had one of the trippiest moments of my life. That eclipse was really crazy. It seems like there’s a few times a year when you’re told that we’re having a...

2017 Year in Review: July

Remember when OJ Simpson was granted parole back in July? It’s a pretty minor story in context of everything else that was going on, but it almost seemed like the old man would die in prison...

2017 Year in Review: June

In June, Facebook announced that it had officially attracted 2 billion users. This means pretty much all of your parents, shitty uncles, and horrible classmates from high school are now officially on...

2017 Year in Review: May

Everybody loves a dumb horse race, which is why the world went wild this year when a horse named Always Dreaming won the Kentucky Derby. Actually, nobody remembers this happening, because there were...

2017 Year in Review: April

Who remembers the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks? It seems like it happened three years ago, but it was only this last April that every basic person in our lives was ordering sherbet coffee...

2017 Year in Review: March

March is the classic month for some college kids to go on a wild-ass spring break, others to drive down to Austin for SXSW, and the rest of us to writhe in the misery of the humidity that accompanies...

2017 Year in Review: February

There is little left that can be considered pure in this world. With so much corporate consolidation, beloved favorites can become absorbed by the bigger boys. Such is the case when, in February of...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! I hope everyone got to see ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ this weekend, cuz this MMT is full of spoilers! I can’t believe that C3PO killed Chewbacca, they’re just...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, parnders! After what has been the most prolonged summer/autumn I can ever remember, it was nice to have a sudden (albeit very brief) winter for a few days last week. While everyone else was...

Monday Morning Tweets

Howdy, pardners! Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Traditions stay the same, but hopefully you tried something new this year. Maybe you laid it out there and attempted a homemade pie for the...