Over the past few weeks, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin – a.k.a. the least popular governor in the country – has conducted an exit interview tour with the sympathetic conservative Oklahoma media...
I considered making this article another installment in our long-running “Jim Inhofe is still in idiot” series, but… A) We’ve already done that once this week B) From an...
Whether it’s in a literal or figurative sense, it seems like the only goal of Oklahoma lawmakers is to fuck women. Case in point – our old buddy State Senator Paul Scott. Yesterday, The...
Back in March, when James Gallogly was selected by Oil Overlords to be the next president of the University of Oklahoma, he had these words to say about “the unique human being”...
New owners. Same paper. Last week, The Oklahoman Editorial Board – a handful of right-wing propagandists with oil stains on their knees and Harold Hamm’s fracking fluid in their mouth –...
Last week, Arby’s acquisition of Oklahoma City’s own Sonic became official when shareholders approved the $2.3-billion deal. You can view some of the new Arby’s-Sonic inspired menu...
Massive congressional upsets aside, it looks like the only wave to hit Oklahoma this year was filled with blue algae. In addition to losing every statewide race, Oklahoma Democrats also lost seats in...
On Wednesday morning, Lucas caused a local ruckus when he almost too accurately described the Five Stages of Oklahoma Winter Weather Panic that accompany our often underwhelming, and usually...
Well, that took long enough. Back in April of 2012, we momentarily blew up the national sports blogosphere when we revealed that Oklahoma City’s own Skip Bayless – the notorious...
Back in November, we reaffirmed our status as the premier source for Oklahoma porn star news when we reported that adult film star Jesse Jane – star of romantic thrillers such as Diary of a Perv...
Last week, the obscure local political website Non Doc announced it will cease operations through the end of the year, and is in a desperate search for a wealthy benefactor to save them. Who...
Do you think global warming is a myth, all poor people are lazy, and that loyally protecting your friends and fiercely attacking their enemies is a trademark of quality local journalism? If so, you...
Santa Claus may not be coming to town, especially if you live in Norman. Over the weekend, some goofball grinch hit Norman’s premier Santa Claus impersonator – Donn Mason – with their car...
Here we go again. After appointing a former Oklahoma lawmaker and members from Jim Inhofe’s inner circle to key cabinet positions, “Outsider” Kevin Stitt has named one of Scott...
Since I added “fatherhood” to my job duties back in May, it’s become a bit more challenging to find the time to manage both the day-to-day operation of this obscure local social...
The Oklahoma State Department of Health is in the news again, which I guess means things are finally returning to normal. The Oklahoman’s Meg Wingerter reported yesterday that Kristy Bradley...
Kevin Stitt – the “Outsider Businessman” turned governor-elect who said he would have vetoed the teacher pay raise plan – has selected former Oklahoma lawmaker Michael Rogers to be...
The guy who looks like he just learned how to read good is Canadian County GOP Chair Andrew Lopez. He’s a Derplahoman from the western fringe of the metro who likes to sing and play guitar...
News 9 is taking this “on the scene, on the story” stuff a bit too seriously. Yesterday afternoon, Aaron “Tattletail” Brilbeck successfully stopped a couple from beautifying...
Oklahoma’s quarter just got infinitely cooler. Last week, some guy on Twitter revealed something that few, if any, non-stoned people have ever noticed or acknowledged – the 2008 Oklahoma...
In last week’s election recap, I touched on Kevin Stitt’s promise to run Oklahoma government as an “outsider businessman,” bless us with “new perspectives,”...
Here’s a weird one for you. We received numerous dispatches from Ogle Moles who, for obvious reasons, would like to remain anonymous, that revealed Rit Mathis – the heir and friendly face of...
Here’s a local news story you won’t see only on channel 9. Earlier today, the Justice Department announced it has reached a settlement with six tv news broadcast groups across the...
I guess it’s time to resume our place as the world’s leading authority on Oklahoma adult film star news. We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that world-renowned actress Jesse Jane...
Business up front. Party in the back. Stupid hypocrite in the middle. After news broke that another football player used a new NCAA rule to do what’s best for himself and transfer out of the...