Last night, News 9's Dean Blevins (hopefully) took his wife on a nice little overpriced date to the Melting Pot. We know this because he decided to tweet about his experience... and the disdain he has for low-wage immigrant employees who don't speak our language.
Here's a screenshot of the tweet. It's already been deleted:
Yes, Dean Blevins – a man who writes and speaks like a retarded Nigerian Prince – complained that some people don't speak "our" language. Uhm, does Dean even know what language he's talking about? Was he referring to Deanglish? I hope not. If everyone in the world spoke Deanglish either the world would have ended by now or we'd all be in a basement wearing a fur coat and blowing Barry Switzer.
Actually, maybe Dean Blevins needs to learn our language. I bet this is how his conversations go at the gas station where he's sold fuel:
"Can I help you?"
"Rosser News 9 Switzer nipple."
"Pardon me?"
"Ohio State smooth Durant drink another Stoop?"
"I'm sorry sir, but.."
"It itches like a Milk Dud BOOM tinactin!"
"Milk Duds and Tinactin?
"Did you hijack the smart ones. Jizzle and wiggle. Fuel like a sweet Nadal bicep stroking it."
We're not the only ones who noticed the irony of Dean's ridiculous, borderline racist, tweet. It got a reaction from people on Twitter, too. News 9 even responded to it, which probably explains why Dean removed it:
News 9 doesn't appear to have a social media policy (although with Dean as an employee they probably should), so I doubt anything will come of this. That's okay, though. We don't want to have to end our "Dean Blevins Memorial Tweet of the Week" in the MMTs. Like a clever riddle or word game, Deanglish can be kind of fun to interpret.