(6) Indian Taco vs. (11) Ribeye Steak (3) Teachers vs (14) Markwayne Mullin (7) David Holt vs (10) Cow-Tipping T-Shirts (2) Joleen Chaney vs (15) Lake Overholser
Holy Rolaids! That first match-up is intense as it is challenging. Some are tasty, some are terrifying; all will amaze!
Vote after the jump!
(6) Indian Taco
Who: The best thing to eat at the fair
Biggest Strength: Accessible at any function
Biggest Weakness: May cause diarrhea
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(11) Ribeye Steak
Who: The official cut of beef of the State of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Food backed by biased lawmakers and ranchers
Biggest Weakness: Not a porterhouse
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(3) Teachers
Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy
Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing
Biggest Weakness: Disposable income
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(14) Markwayne Mullin
Who: "Volunteer Walk" lawmaker
Biggest Strength: Sewer leak detection; Capitalizing on being born on third base
Biggest Weakness: Intelligence
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(7) David Holt
Who: Oklahoma City Mayor
Biggest Strength: Ego; Taking selfies
Biggest Weakness: Former lawmaker
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(10) Cow Tipping T-shirt
Who: Airport t-shirts raising awareness of animal epidemic
Biggest Strength: Rallying farmers and concerned citizens
Biggest Weakness: It's a t-shirt sold at an airport
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(2) Joleen Chaney vs (15) Lake Overholser
Who: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: Matriarch of News Channel 4 and a black cocktail dress
Biggest Weakness: Replying to text messages
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(15) Lake Overholser
Who: OKC's other lake
Biggest Strength: Thick grass areas to hide evidence or conceal teenage sex